Man oh man, this is wild! I just checked around online for 'naaczaal,' not like it's a common word or anything, and I found this guy.
He's selling a ticket for a ride on one of those spaceships! I'd bet my winnie he works for Aerospace Robotics Corp. Or used to...looks like those layoffs from a couple of weeks back aren't going over so well. This guy could answer so many questions! I'm wondering just what exactly his job was, and how much he knows about Naaczaal. And I wonder if the ticket itself could tell us anything, if we got our hands on it. Come to think of it... how many tickets does this guy even have? Looks like he's only selling the one, but from the sound of it he's got more...
Another day, another scoop. You heard it first from Charlie Frost!












