I've got some bad, sad news to tell. A listener in Florida just sent me this clipping from his local paper. (Apparently they still have those in Florida.)
Prof. Meyers is dead. On a 'fishing trip.' That's some fine irony there, isn't it? I think we all know this is a pack of lies from the same lying liars that brought you such hits as the 'Survival Lottery' and the 'Election for the Leader of the Post-2012 World.' At least thanks to his final message to us we know who one more of them is.
Unless I'm wrong - and I'm pretty much never wrong - that's Barbara Lewis-Penn with Carl Anheuser in that shot. Looks like Naaczaal goes all the way to the top.
