Posted November 12, 2009
Been doing some thinking about my health, and I've got a message for you.
Sayonara, folks. It's been great to know you.
Charlie Frost, apocalypse prognosticator, signing off.
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First Professor Meyers is dead, and now we get more bad news today. Looks like it's catching. I feel like any joking about it would be in poor taste, so let me just say...I'm really going to miss Doc Ulfert and his earnest drive to save our species.
Rest in peace, Soren....
Posted November 11, 2009
I've got some bad, sad news to tell. A listener in Florida just sent me this clipping from his local paper. (Apparently they still have those in Florida.)
Prof. Meyers is dead. On a 'fishing trip.' That's some fine irony there, isn't it? I think we all know this is a pack of lies from the same lying liars that brought you such hits as the 'Survival Lottery' and the 'Election for the Leader of the Post-2012 World.' At least thanks to his final message to us we know who one more of them is.
Unless I'm wrong - and I'm pretty much never wrong - that's Barbara Lewis-Penn with Carl Anheuser in that shot. Looks like Naaczaal goes all the way to the top.
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I got a juicy package in the mail from Prof. Meyers this morning, laying out his whole story and giving me some hot new info to back it up. Turns out he's a big fan of my show. Who knew? I am of course incredibly flattered, if not surprised, coming from a man with his intellect.
Anyway, since he wanted to go public with his story, I thought I should do my part as an upstanding member of the media. So I shot this video to share his story for some of my audience members that maybe haven't been following along so closely on the blog and missed a few things. Check it out:
And for the sake of completion, here are scans of the documents on the package:
Sure hope we hear from Prof. Meyers soon...
Posted November 10, 2009
Since we're all waiting around to hear something from Prof. Meyers, I thought I'd try to lighten the mood a little and put up a new vlog. You know, a little something to take your minds off all that tension.
No need to thank me. Knowing I'm right is thanks enough.
Posted November 9, 2009
Hey, you heard the IHC election is over? Yeah, Soren is worried that CorruptionTheory.com (or should I say Professor Meyers?) is in trouble somehow. Chip in and see if you can help, OK? It's the least we can do after he's put it all on the line for us. Seems like a nice guy, and I'm happy for him. Too bad for him it looks like he doesn't get a seat on the escape craft, eh?
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Hey, you heard the IHC election is over? Yeah, that Michael S. won. Seems like a nice guy, and I'm happy for him. Too bad for him it looks like he doesn't get a seat on the escape craft, eh?
Don't know what I'm talking about? Here's a document one Miss Isabella St. Simon provided us just a little while ago. Take a look and see if you can't spot a few pertinent things from it.
Let's see, let's see... first... oh, right, we have a 'government' category. I'm thinking any government isn't going to take it too kindly for the IHC to make Michael S. the boss of them, know what I mean?
And that's not even the real whopper. Take a look there at the bottom, with that footnote about the Survival Lottery. OH YEAH, THERE ARE NO PASSES FOR THE LOTTERY. THE LOTTERY HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SHAM. I suspected the IHC wasn't entirely on the straight and narrow here, but turns out I didn't know the half of it.
You heard it first from Charlie Frost, people.
Posted November 4, 2009
Man oh man, this is wild! I just checked around online for 'naaczaal,' not like it's a common word or anything, and I found this guy.
He's selling a ticket for a ride on one of those spaceships! I'd bet my winnie he works for Aerospace Robotics Corp. Or used to...looks like those layoffs from a couple of weeks back aren't going over so well. This guy could answer so many questions! I'm wondering just what exactly his job was, and how much he knows about Naaczaal. And I wonder if the ticket itself could tell us anything, if we got our hands on it. Come to think of it... how many tickets does this guy even have? Looks like he's only selling the one, but from the sound of it he's got more...
Another day, another scoop. You heard it first from Charlie Frost!